The End.
smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

smokingcrackcocaine:

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

My bday every year

(Source: isexualdisaster)

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair


lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

lepreas:

mahramore:

shots fired

rockets launched

(Source: alexisanchezisonfire)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this


You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.
- Unknown (via psych-facts)

thesewageofyouth:

alternate infinity on high designs - hum hallelujah

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 
if we do this with fanfiction 
we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.

2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.

3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.

4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.

5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 

if we do this with fanfiction 

we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

capsicle107:

I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.

(Source: smuchshypush)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

gaywrites:

Remember that online fundraiser to build a pro-LGBT billboard in the Westboro Baptist Church’s hometown? It worked. Feast your eyes on the “God Loves Gays” billboard, standing proud in Topeka, Kansas for all to see. If any additional funding comes through, it will be used for bus ads in Topeka, donations to LGBT youth organizations, and possibly a similar billboard in Utah. Bless. (via the Huffington Post)

callingallcaptainsband:

bow chika

callingallcaptainsband:

bow chika

(Source: kelilnquinn)

meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist

meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist